Posted 4 months ago

If I want to make an outfit in spla3n based on the BLU heavy in TF2, which vest & shirt combo is bluer?

dark urban vest

mountain vest

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allegedly-human:

thunderon:

scoobycool9:

thunderon:

thunderon:

thunderon:

wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

wizard: you know, the point of the time loop is to have some big revelation and work on yourself, not to keep attempting to redo all your awkward moments in small talk conversations

me, on day 33 of my time loop: stfu im going back to the coffee shop again today and when the barista tells me to enjoy my drink THIS TIME i am not going to say “you too”

me (day 47): and thanks, you too— FUCK not again

wizard: alright im breaking the time loop i cant keep watching this anymore

The time loop: Doesn’t break.

Wizard: *FUCK*

me to the wizard on day 48 of OUR time loop:

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Bigger wizard watching the wizard he put in a timeloop try to torture someone by putting them in a timeloop and failing for the 90th time

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Posted 1 week ago

evilspitefulviledisgustingmalice:

lithominium:

so, reddit, due to its amazing updates as of late, needs positive pr. so. they brought back r/place. Which used to be a super cool, every couple years event. If you don’t know what place is, id just look up a youtube video on it cause it was cool.

anyways the people of reddit have spoken

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fuck spez indeed i agree

If I may add on, when the event ends, the only color allowed is white. So with the white pixels, they still screamed out the truth.

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Posted 1 week ago

dayman-charlie:

silkirose:

silkirose:

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these are so bad but I’m thinking about jack lately (of course naturally with the halloween post update coming soon) and thought about making a tnbc comic filled with scenarios I want to see between characters?

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THEY HEARD ME

There’s a nightmare before Christmas manga

Posted 1 week ago

DR. CHOPPIO HERE TO PERSCRIBE YOU MEDS

the-iron-fjord:

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Dr. Choppio, can I have some ADHD drugs that actually work? Vyvanse did nothing for me. :(

Posted 1 week ago

tramsgembder-lebsbinan:

macmanx:

A Venn diagram of two circles, one labeled Oppenheimer, one labeled Barbie. The isolated section for Oppenheimer says, ‘about a nerd’; the isolated section for Barbie says, ‘about a doll’. The overlapping section says, ‘starring a gifted actor who one played the role of a psychiatric professional in Gotham City whose therapeutic misconduct with patients at Arkham Asylum ironically led to their own insanity, bringing them into contact with Batman’. Includes photos of Cillian Murphy as Dr. Jonathan Crane / Scarecrow from Batman Begins and Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn from Birds of Prey.ALT

Barbenheimer Begins

I wouldn’t say that Harley’s “misconduct” lead her to insanity, she was manipulated while trying to do her job. Although I haven’t seen Birds of Prey or Suicide Squad, maybe it’s different.

(Source: mltshp.com)

Posted 1 week ago

mrawkweird:

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Because if you can’t have a shogun version of your normal fit then there’s no point.

Posted 1 week ago

simianchaos:

aslimewithagun:

stocknerd:

Any time I see this stuff, I desperately want to have a breakdown of the physiology going on. Why is there a skeleton inside it? Is is using the skeleton as a frame to walk and would it collapse into a blob without one? Is it in a humanoid form because it wants to immediate humans, because it just likes that shape, or because using a humanoid skeleton somehow dictates the slime’s shape?

Why do the two “hair” tentacles have eyes? Are they offspring almost ready to separate from their parent? Then what’s with the mini slime on the sword? Assuming the eyes are light sensitive and actual organs, how does the slime make them and why doesn’t I have other organs?

Why is it wearing shoes?

What possible reason does it have to give itself butt cheeks?

One good reason for wearing shoes: no matter what kind of terrain you’re walking on, even if there’s nothing on the ground that could hurt your feet, sometimes it’s just an annoyingly unpleasant sensation to have random bits of dirt stuck to your feet, right? Shoes prevent that from happening to any kind of feet, slimy or not. Also to prevent slimy footprints on clean floors, I guess. You might think all slime people ought to cover themselves in waterproof clothes outside their homes, but that’s a whole tl;dr complicated, controversial issue in the slime community. :/

I think an important question is why does the skeleton seem mostly unscathed but that sword has been absolutely fucked by her acid. Also, it appears to be a demon skeleton. Maybe she’s a slime demon?

Seeing as the sword is the only thing that’s getting dissolved… My guess is, whoever wanted to fight her had tried to enchant the sword to make it a “sword of slime-slaying” or whatever. But the enchanter messed up the enchantment and it backfired, so the sword instead got the opposite effect: an extreme weakness to any contact with a slime. The sword’s wielder didn’t learn how the enchantment turned out until he stabbed the slime.

Posted 1 week ago

Since the fandom is already talking about the next splatfest, I might as well stop forgetting to post stuff from the last one… So I see that this week’s patch notes say they fixed a glitch where players appeared to hold the ultra signal elsewhere. Was this that glitch? Because after this happened to me, I thought I just needed to re-educate myself about aiming the inkzooka properly. -_-

Anyway, 100x victory in a tricolor match with strangers! :D

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And a tricolor fist-bump!

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Posted 1 week ago

Previously on FLCL… Last week I watched Ron’s Gone Wrong the day after Toonami, so there were some ~cinematic parallels~ there. That’s two things I watched within 24 hours that both involved a child getting eaten then pooped out by a robot. o_O

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

skellymom:

slowtovvn:

Striking actor Ron Perlman responds to studio executive who said, “The endgame is to allow things to drag on until union members start losing their houses.”

“There’s a lot of ways to lose your house. One of them is figuring out who the fuck said that. And where he fucking lives.”

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Originally posted by loyle-trash


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Posted 2 weeks ago

i-am-the-eggman:

dogweapon:

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I stayed my hand from posting this one on Twitter, but I’ve been “Embroiled In Some Controversy” for the last 2 days gamers and it’s driving me fucking bozonkers.

I got to the last panel but I couldn’t get the text to fit nicely and then I realized it works better on its own with the subtext I think.

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ART IS ART