Posted 1 month ago

If I want to make an outfit in spla3n based on the BLU heavy in TF2, which vest & shirt combo is bluer?

dark urban vest

mountain vest

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Posted 3 weeks ago

posteriorpeasantpresents:

grawly:

binkvideo:

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@fuckersupreme

in my head whenever i hear this post i imagine an american idol type auditorium thats completely empty except for one judge and the people trying their best are all idling on stage on a conveyor belt like this waiting for their turn to try

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this is xenoblade chronicles X’s largest contribution to society

Someone needs to make a “heritage posts” blog just for Xenoblade X. Not any other Xenoblades. This can be the first (and maybe only) heritage post.

Posted 3 weeks ago

swuid:

6o6:

#IStandWithSquidParties

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Posted 3 weeks ago

kedreeva:

Which is the worse unending horror

Dishes

Laundry

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Posted 3 weeks ago

May i suggest the portuguese man o war for this evaluation?

Anonymous asked

chunkfunkgunk-offishal:

Today on CHUNK, FUNK, GUNK! We rate

the PORTUGUESE MAN O’ WAR

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7/10 Chunk

10/10 Funk

6/10 Gunk

The man o’ war is interesting for this rating since while it has no bones, I can’t fully describe it as ‘chunky’ more accurately I would use the word ‘squishy’ or ‘gloopy’. In a similar dilemma, while I would describe it as ‘gloopy’, the man o’ war doesn’t seem to secrete slime or mucous, so it’s not particularly gunky either. However, this creature is UNDENIABLY FUNKY!

Posted 3 weeks ago

umbrellahat07:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Congratulations!!! Your post breached containment. Post stats:

⭕total notes: 63,782
⭕notes before first stupid comment was added: 2,978
⭕notes before first argument in the replies that had nothing to do with you broke out: 16,878
⭕number of new followers from this post who will be disappointed when you resume posting your regular inane bullshit: 16
⭕number of people mad at you now: 231
⭕number of replies from people who missed the point of your post entirely: 14
⭕number of replies from people acting like you shot their dog with this post: 1
⭕number of future callout posts which will use an out-of-context excerpt from this post taken in the worst faith to get you excommunicated: ???

play again? ✅/⛔

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Sounds like you’re trying to make this post breach containment, condemning it to the same meta fate it has parodied. Consider doing the following to achieve your goal

⭕post a stupid comment
——-(Achievement [25pt]: receive derision from someone who has screencapped your comment to mock you)
derail the replies
——-(Achievement [25pt]: be the reason someone posts the Skinner Chalmers “good lord. what’s happening in there?” meme with regard to the notes)
——-(Achievement [50pt]: cause someone to painstakingly redefine a political ideology in the replies)
reblog the post many times to continue an argument with someone regarding the moral defensibility of the USSR
reblog the post many times to continue an argument with someone regarding the moral defensibility of Steven Universe
misinterpret OP so you can use that shower argument you’ve been working on
——-(Achievement [10pt]: misuse Tumblr’s favorite therapy-word of the week)
——-(Achievement [50pt]: Cause your misused therapy word to be featured in a “words put on the shelf” meme next week)
⭕treat this post as the moral instruction for all facets of life. get very angry if it does not accurately reflect every lived experience.
——-(Achievement [10pt]: make this about Steven Universe again)

Alright here we go:

Wow op, I can’t believe you. Saying people’s comments are stupid is so classist and ableist. Some people don’t have access to very much education. It’s so fucked up that you think it’s ok to call people stupid who are just underprivileged and didn’t have the same opportunities as you. Also, just because someone may not be very good at writing their thoughts doesn’t make them stupid. Maybe think how your message comes across before you post it for everyone to see and make innocent people feel like they’re stupid just for expressing their thoughts. Honestly that’s kind of gaslighting if you think about it. Just like Rose in Steven Universe, that evil manipulative bitch. Trying to make everyone else feel stupid so they don’t question what else she might be up to. Makes me wonder what you’re up to, op…

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Posted 3 weeks ago

lilbit-of-kizzy:

callmearcturus:

staff:

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Let the games begin.

Well. Well, well, well, well, well. It’s here. The day has finally come. We’ve enjoyed witnessing you set dashboards ablaze the world over with your fandom hot takes, your cats, your dragon art, your recipe polls, your incorrect quotes, your Barbie memes. (But, really, mostly your cats.)

Starting April 20, you will be able to Blaze each other’s posts: You’ll be able to scroll through your dash and see a post that tickles you, and then make thousands of complete strangers see that post also. 

We made this for fun, but you remain in charge of your stuff. So here are some important details:

  • Blog-level settings: All blogs will be set to Blazable by default in your blog settings. We’re giving you this heads-up so you can toggle Blaze off on any blog you don’t want people to Blaze posts from (quick link for web). Remember to do so for any secondaries you might want to keep Blaze-free. 
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  • Post-level settings: These override your blog-level Blaze settings. You can enable Blaze in the post editor—before or after posting—via the cog (web) or the meatball menu (mobile), regardless of your blog’s Blaze settings. Any posts you previously disabled reblogs on will remain unsharable via Blaze. Unless, of course, you edit the post to enable Blaze.
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  • Real humans moderate all posts being Blazed before they go out. If something’s fishy or seems like it might be harmful, it won’t go through.
  • When someone Blazes your post, you will receive an email, push notification, and/or activity item (depending on your settings). 
  • You can cancel the Blazing of your post before it happens—or extinguish a post that is already being Blazed—either by responding to the aforementioned notification, or via the “Active” tab in your Blaze interface
  • We will only accept posts that comply with our global advertising guidelines. Interested in advertising directly? Find out more here.
  • Here are some FAQs.

So that’s it, really. Be nice! Have fun! 

And, as always, if you want to get in touch, drop us a line on @wip or Support, and keep an eye out for more updates on @changes. 

Oh my fucking god

Tl;dr: anyone can Blaze anything, IF you have that allowed in your dashboard settings AND you can toggle each individual post AND can extinguish (unblaze) anytime AND real people are going to look at it first and go “uh…no?” or “yeah sure why not” AND you’ll be notified in your preferred fashion once someone decides to force a breach containment through monetary means!

Have fun, be kind, go nuts (just still don’t show nuts)

Does this work for all posts ever on any blog? For those of us whose blogs are >10 years old, is it time for us to live in fear of strangers blazing forgotten cringey posts we wrote when we were in high school, that we no longer agree with?

Posted 3 weeks ago

bastard-coven:

“average person kills 3 brothers a year” factoid actually just statistical error. average person kills 0 brothers a year. Fratricide Phil, who creates clones of his brother & kills over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Posted 3 weeks ago

timeloopbuddy:

priestessamy:

I guess the bots were like…hibernating through the winter because I had a really blissful period of no mysterious new followers, and now they’re back in droves.

Call that hi-bot-nation.




I’ll see myself out

Posted 3 weeks ago

lemonsharks:

pellaeas:

ceekari:

hjbender:

allshipsareok:

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“But it normalizes—”

IT’S TEN FANFICS ON AO3 FOR A FANDOM THAT NOT EVEN ONE-SEVENTH OF THE POPULATION OF PLANET EARTH KNOWS EXISTS. IT ISN’T “NORMALIZING” ANYTHING, KAREN. STOP CLUTCHING YOUR PEARLS BEFORE YOU CHOKE YOURSELF

If you’re going after fanfic authors instead of Hollywood directors/bestselling authors, you aren’t worried about what’s being ‘normalized’.

You just want an easy target.

rule #34 is not a commandment, it is a truism

“But it—”

I guarantee you that Steven King wrote it first and creepier. Folks can go complain to his agent of record with their problems

Posted 3 weeks ago

miku doing a blj :3

citrus3301 asked

dailyhatsune:

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she went to a parallel universe

Posted 3 weeks ago

I can't think of a good one for its Wednesday my dudes. So frog miku.

Anonymous asked

dailyhatsune:

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this is the best thing i’ve drawn on this blog so far, actually

Posted 3 weeks ago

phillipfancypants:

btc-official:

hatefucking:

the-governess:

milkpunk:

familyfriendlyurl:

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

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this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

You must be new here

Posted 3 weeks ago

scullymania:

the-real-numbers:

babygirl I’m about to get into discourse you’ve never even heard of

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I’m assuming you haven’t heard of the “tunnel” vs “horizontal mine feature” discourse, then?

A screenshot of an outdoor enthusiast's blog, including pictures and text. A highlighted portion reads, "This mine features the only true tunnel we've found in Southern Nevada. Many will mistakenly call any horizontal mine feature a tunnel. Accurately, a horizontal mine feature is called an "adit". An adit opened with two or more portals (horizontal entry point into a mine) would be called a "tunnel"."ALT
Posted 3 weeks ago

thefairyng:

i think they got lost

Posted 3 weeks ago