wizard: you know, the point of the time loop is to have some big revelation and work on yourself, not to keep attempting to redo all your awkward moments in small talk conversations
me, on day 33 of my time loop: stfu im going back to the coffee shop again today and when the barista tells me to enjoy my drink THIS TIME i am not going to say “you too”
me (day 47): and thanks, you too— FUCK not again
wizard: alright im breaking the time loop i cant keep watching this anymore
The time loop: Doesn’t break.
Wizard: *FUCK*
me to the wizard on day 48 of OUR time loop:
Bigger wizard watching the wizard he put in a timeloop try to torture someone by putting them in a timeloop and failing for the 90th time
so, reddit, due to its amazing updates as of late, needs positive pr. so. they brought back r/place. Which used to be a super cool, every couple years event. If you don’t know what place is, id just look up a youtube video on it cause it was cool.
anyways the people of reddit have spoken
fuck spez indeed i agree
If I may add on, when the event ends, the only color allowed is white. So with the white pixels, they still screamed out the truth.
these are so bad but I’m thinking about jack lately (of course naturally with the halloween post update coming soon) and thought about making a tnbc comic filled with scenarios I want to see between characters?
I wouldn’t say that Harley’s “misconduct” lead her to insanity, she was manipulated while trying to do her job. Although I haven’t seen Birds of Prey or Suicide Squad, maybe it’s different.
Any time I see this stuff, I desperately want to have a breakdown of the physiology going on. Why is there a skeleton inside it? Is is using the skeleton as a frame to walk and would it collapse into a blob without one? Is it in a humanoid form because it wants to immediate humans, because it just likes that shape, or because using a humanoid skeleton somehow dictates the slime’s shape?
Why do the two “hair” tentacles have eyes? Are they offspring almost ready to separate from their parent? Then what’s with the mini slime on the sword? Assuming the eyes are light sensitive and actual organs, how does the slime make them and why doesn’t I have other organs?
Why is it wearing shoes?
What possible reason does it have to give itself butt cheeks?
One good reason for wearing shoes: no matter what kind of terrain you’re walking on, even if there’s nothing on the ground that could hurt your feet, sometimes it’s just an annoyingly unpleasant sensation to have random bits of dirt stuck to your feet, right? Shoes prevent that from happening to any kind of feet, slimy or not. Also to prevent slimy footprints on clean floors, I guess. You might think all slime people ought to cover themselves in waterproof clothes outside their homes, but that’s a whole tl;dr complicated, controversial issue in the slime community. :/
I think an important question is why does the skeleton seem mostly unscathed but that sword has been absolutely fucked by her acid. Also, it appears to be a demon skeleton. Maybe she’s a slime demon?
Seeing as the sword is the only thing that’s getting dissolved… My guess is, whoever wanted to fight her had tried to enchant the sword to make it a “sword of slime-slaying” or whatever. But the enchanter messed up the enchantment and it backfired, so the sword instead got the opposite effect: an extreme weakness to any contact with a slime. The sword’s wielder didn’t learn how the enchantment turned out until he stabbed the slime.
Since the fandom is already talking about the next splatfest, I might as well stop forgetting to post stuff from the last one… So I see that this week’s patch notes say they fixed a glitch where players appeared to hold the ultra signal elsewhere. Was this that glitch? Because after this happened to me, I thought I just needed to re-educate myself about aiming the inkzooka properly. -_-
Anyway, 100x victory in a tricolor match with strangers! :D
Previously on FLCL… Last week I watched Ron’s Gone Wrong the day after Toonami, so there were some ~cinematic parallels~ there. That’s two things I watched within 24 hours that both involved a child getting eaten then pooped out by a robot. o_O
Striking actor Ron Perlman responds to studio executive who said, “The endgame is to allow things to drag on until union members start losing their houses.”
“There’s a lot of ways to lose your house. One of them is figuring out who the fuck said that. And where he fucking lives.”
I stayed my hand from posting this one on Twitter, but I’ve been “Embroiled In Some Controversy” for the last 2 days gamers and it’s driving me fucking bozonkers.
I got to the last panel but I couldn’t get the text to fit nicely and then I realized it works better on its own with the subtext I think.
27, for all you "age in bio" folks out there. But I could easily be lying about my age, and so could you, so whatevz. I have a real "about" page on desktop so I'll have to add mobile links... someday, if I care enough.